Very Mary-Kate (2010)

Synopsis

The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.

First Air Date: 2010-01-31

Last Air Date: 2013-04-25

Number of Seasons: 4

Number of Episodes: 82

Created By: Elaine Carroll

Networks: CollegeHumor

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Top Cast

Elaine Carroll as Mary-Kate / Ashley
Luke Sholl as Bodyguard
Will Hines as Professor
Limor Hakim as Limor
Josh Ruben as Philip Seymour Hoffman
Brandon Scott Jones as Olivier Sarkozy
Amir Blumenfeld as Woody Allen
Victoria Dicce as Bitchy Student
Michael Cyril Creighton as Photo Director
Andrew Secunda as Priest

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Episodes:

Ep. 1: Moving Out (2010-01-31)

I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.
Ep. 2: Moving Day (2010-01-31)

My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.
Ep. 3: Bodyguard (2010-01-31)

Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.
Ep. 4: Baby (2010-01-31)

I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.
Ep. 5: Baby Daddy (2010-02-08)

Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.
Ep. 6: Depressed (2010-03-01)

I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.
Ep. 7: Hangover (2010-03-01)

I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.
Ep. 8: Fight (2010-03-01)

I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.
Ep. 9: Philip Seymour Hoffman (2010-03-13)

I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.
Ep. 10: Cat (2010-04-04)

I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.
Ep. 11: Back to School (2010-04-04)

I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.
Ep. 12: Extension (2010-04-11)

Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.
Ep. 13: Paper (2010-04-11)

I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.
Ep. 14: Crush (2010-04-18)

It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.
Ep. 15: Ashleyguard (2010-04-18)

But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!
Ep. 16: Nightmare (2010-04-26)

Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!
Ep. 17: Zac Efron (2010-04-29)

A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!
Ep. 18: Philip Seymour Hoffman 2 (2010-05-03)

Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.
Ep. 19: Gun (2010-05-03)

Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?