John Thomson
Born: 1969-04-02 in Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
Known For: Acting
Biography
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Filmography
2026
- Nightborn as Jon's Father
2025
- Fackham Hall as Bill
- Art Detectives as William Titchfield
- Celebrity Puzzling as Self - Panellist
- Secret Life of the Auction House as Self - Narrator (voice)
- The People Before as Knotweed Man
2024
- The Gentlemen as Frank
- Captivated as Geoff
- The 1970s: Those Were the Days as Self - Narrator
- Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two as Self
2023
2022
- Sister Boniface Mysteries as Leonard Monk
- Celebrity Lingo as Self - Contestant
- Dodger as Farmer Grundles
- Red Riding Hood: After Ever After as Plank
- Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs as Self
- Best Year Ever as Self - Actor
- Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More as Self
2021
- The Weakest Link as Self
- Paul Sinha's TV Showdown as Self - Contestant
- Last Train to Christmas as Vic
- Les Dawson Lost Tapes as Self
- Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! as Narrator
2020
- McDonald & Dodds as Jimmy Daly
- Dog Loves Books as Dog (voice)
- The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases as Self
- The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases as Self/Various Characters
- Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years as Self
2019
- Brassic as Colin Popov
- This Time with Alan Partridge as Joe Beasley
- 7 Up & Me as Self
- Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story as Himself
- Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped as Narrator
- Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm ... (Director)
2018
- Celebrity Catchphrase as Self
- Shane the Chef
- The People's Vet as Self - Narrator
2017
- Richard Osman's House of Games as Self - Contestant
- Dying Laughing as Self
- Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
2016
- Grimsby as Bob Tolliver
- Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit as Self
- Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun as Self - Narrator
- Billionaire Boy as Len
- Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle as Kevin Ruddock
- Caroline Aherne at the BBC as Self - Presenter
2015
2014
- Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled as Self
- Northern Soul as Terry
2013
- Father Brown as John Banks
- Plebs as Mr. Adolphus
- Catchphrase
- Through the Keyhole as Self
- Strange Hill High as Various (voice)
- Tipping Point: Lucky Stars as Self - Contestant
- The Mimic as Nigel Lord
- Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners as Self - Narrator
- Dementamania
- The Power of Darts as Narrator (voice)
- Pulp as Dave Burns
- Help Point as Stephen
2012
- BBC Comedy Feeds as Steve
- Uncle Wormsley's Christmas as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
- Evidently... John Cooper Clarke as Himself
2011
- Death in Paradise as DCI Chris Ricketts
- The Jonathan Ross Show as Self
- Celebrity Antiques Road Trip as Self - Participant
- Sooty as The Boss
- The Chase: Celebrity Special as Self
- The Lock Up as Narrator
2010
- The Road to Coronation Street as Harry Kershaw
- The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa as Self
2009
- Angela and Friends
- Big Top as Geoff
- Heads or Tails as Self - Contestant
- Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
2008
- Celebrity Juice as Self
- Inkheart as Darius
- All Star Mr & Mrs
- Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong as Self
2007
- Skins as Sam Brooks
- Kingdom as Nigel Pearson
- Mobile as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
- Engineering the World Rally as Himself - Narrator
- Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' as Self - Narrator (voice)
2006
- Waterloo Road as Nelson Smith
- New Street Law as Charlie Darling
- Ghosthunting With...
- The Dealer as Bat
2005
- 8 Out of 10 Cats as Self
- Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit as Mr. Windfall (voice)
- Monkey Trousers
2003
- Celebrity Mastermind
- Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
- The Terry and Gaby Show
- Appointment with Dr. Terrible as Interviewee – Actor
2002
- Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway as Self
- 24 Hour Party People as Charles
- Johnny Vaughan Tonight as Self
2001
- Murder in Mind as Alan Squires
- Dr Terrible's House of Horrible as Sir Donald Tyburn
- Dog Eat Dog as Football Coach
- Station Jim as Harold
2000
- Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
- Born Romantic as First Cab Driver
1999
- It's Only TV But I Like It as Self
- Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show as Self
- The Flint Street Nativity as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
1998
- Cold Feet as Pete Gifford
- Roger Roger as Barry
- Up 'n' Under as Stan
- You Are Here as Peter Keggy
- Ted & Ralph as Vicar
- The Fast Show Live
1997
- Midsomer Murders as Cooper Steinem
- The Man Who Knew Too Little as Dimitri
- The Girl with Brains in Her Feet as Mr. Loughborough
1996
- Silent Witness as DI Warren Bull
- Never Mind the Buzzcocks as Self - Panellist
- Pond Life
- Saturday Live as Cabbie
- Roger Roger as Barry
- VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1995
- Crapston Villas
- Fist of Fun as Pied Piper of Hamelin
- Coogan's Run
- The World of Lee Evans as Customer
- The Young Poisoner's Handbook as Nathan
- Dangerous Lady
1994
- Ready, Steady, Cook as Self - Guest
- Pie in the Sky as Andrew Vernon
- The Fast Show as Various Characters
- Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge as Petty Officer Alan Partridge
- The Day Today as Treasurer
- Pauline Calf's Wedding Video as Fat Bob
- Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era as Simon Joke
- Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd as Bernard Right On/Various
1993
- Shooting Stars as Self
- Harry as Royo
- Paul Calf's Video Diary as Fat Bob
1992
- Men Behaving Badly as Ken
- Blue Heaven as Waiter 2
- The Dead Good Show as Various
- The Weekenders as Policeman 1
1991
- Soldier Soldier as Sgt Dunn
- Murder Most Horrid as Daniel Hoffmeyer
- Paul Merton: The Series
1988
- This Morning as Self
1964
- Top of the Pops as Self - Host