John Thomson
Born: 1969-04-02 in Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
Known For: Acting
Biography
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Filmography
2026
- Nightborn as Jon's Father
- Break Clause as Alan
2025
- Fackham Hall as Bill
- Art Detectives as William Titchfield
- Celebrity Puzzling as Self - Panellist
- Secret Life of the Auction House as Self - Narrator (voice)
- The People Before as Knotweed Man
2024
- The Gentlemen as Frank
- Captivated as Geoff
- Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two as Self
- The 1970s: Those Were the Days as Self - Narrator
2023
2022
- Sister Boniface Mysteries as Leonard Monk
- Celebrity Lingo as Self - Contestant
- Dodger as Farmer Grundles
- Red Riding Hood: After Ever After as Plank
- Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs as Self
- Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More as Self
- Best Year Ever as Self - Actor
2021
- The Weakest Link as Self
- Paul Sinha's TV Showdown as Self - Contestant
- Last Train to Christmas as Vic
- Les Dawson Lost Tapes as Self
- Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! as Narrator
2020
- McDonald & Dodds as Jimmy Daly
- Dog Loves Books as Dog (voice)
- The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases as Self/Various Characters
- Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years as Self
- The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases as Self
2019
- Brassic as Colin Popov
- This Time with Alan Partridge as Joe Beasley
- Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story as Himself
- 7 Up & Me as Self
- Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped as Narrator
- Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm ... (Director)
2018
- Celebrity Catchphrase as Self
- Shane the Chef
- The People's Vet as Self - Narrator
2017
- Richard Osman's House of Games as Self - Contestant
- Dying Laughing as Self
- Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
2016
- Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun as Self - Narrator
- Grimsby as Bob Tolliver
- Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit as Self
- Billionaire Boy as Len
- Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle as Kevin Ruddock
- Caroline Aherne at the BBC as Self - Presenter
2015
2014
- Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled as Self
- Northern Soul as Terry
2013
- Father Brown as John Banks
- Tipping Point: Lucky Stars as Self - Contestant
- Through the Keyhole as Self
- Plebs as Mr. Adolphus
- Catchphrase
- The Job Lot as Kevin
- The Mimic as Nigel Lord
- Strange Hill High as Various (voice)
- Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners as Self - Narrator
- Pulp as Dave Burns
- The Power of Darts as Narrator (voice)
- Help Point as Stephen
- Dementamania
2012
- BBC Comedy Feeds as Steve
- Evidently... John Cooper Clarke as Himself
- Uncle Wormsley's Christmas as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
2011
- Death in Paradise as DCI Chris Ricketts
- The Jonathan Ross Show as Self
- Celebrity Antiques Road Trip as Self - Participant
- The Chase: Celebrity Special as Self
- Sooty as The Boss
- The Lock Up as Narrator
2010
- The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa as Self
- The Road to Coronation Street as Harry Kershaw
2009
- Angela and Friends
- Big Top as Geoff
- Heads or Tails as Self - Contestant
- Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
2008
- Celebrity Juice as Self
- Inkheart as Darius
- All Star Mr & Mrs
- Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong as Self
2007
- Skins as Sam Brooks
- Kingdom as Nigel Pearson
- Mobile as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
- Engineering the World Rally as Himself - Narrator
- Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' as Self - Narrator (voice)
2006
- Waterloo Road as Nelson Smith
- New Street Law as Charlie Darling
- Ghosthunting With...
- The Dealer as Bat
2005
- 8 Out of 10 Cats as Self
- Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit as Mr. Windfall (voice)
- The F Word
- Monkey Trousers
2003
- Celebrity Mastermind
- The Terry and Gaby Show
- Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
- Appointment with Dr. Terrible as Interviewee – Actor
2002
- Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway as Self
- Johnny Vaughan Tonight as Self
- 24 Hour Party People as Charles
- A Tribute to the Likely Lads as Flint
2001
- Murder in Mind as Alan Squires
- Dr Terrible's House of Horrible as Sir Donald Tyburn
- Bill and Ben as Bill (voice)
- Station Jim as Harold
- Dog Eat Dog as Football Coach
2000
- Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
- Born Romantic as First Cab Driver
1999
- It's Only TV But I Like It as Self
- The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?
- Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show as Self
- The Flint Street Nativity as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
1998
- Cold Feet as Pete Gifford
- Roger Roger as Barry
- The Fast Show Live
- You Are Here as Peter Keggy
- Up 'n' Under as Stan
- Ted & Ralph as Vicar
1997
- Midsomer Murders as Cooper Steinem
- The Man Who Knew Too Little as Dimitri
- The Girl with Brains in Her Feet as Mr. Loughborough
1996
- Silent Witness as DI Warren Bull
- Never Mind the Buzzcocks as Self - Panellist
- Pond Life
- Saturday Live as Cabbie
- VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
- Roger Roger as Barry
1995
- Crapston Villas
- Fist of Fun as Pied Piper of Hamelin
- Dangerous Lady as Lee Ryan
- Coogan's Run as Fat Bob
- The World of Lee Evans as Customer
- The Young Poisoner's Handbook as Nathan
1994
- Ready, Steady, Cook as Self - Guest
- Pie in the Sky as Andrew Vernon
- The Fast Show as Various Characters
- Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge as Petty Officer Alan Partridge
- The Day Today as Treasurer
- Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd as Bernard Right On/Various
- Pauline Calf's Wedding Video as Fat Bob
- Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era as Simon Joke
1993
- Shooting Stars as Self
- Harry as Royo
- Paul Calf's Video Diary as Fat Bob
1992
- Men Behaving Badly as Ken
- Blue Heaven as Waiter 2
- The Dead Good Show as Various
- The Weekenders as Policeman 1
1991
- Soldier Soldier as Sgt Dunn
- Murder Most Horrid as Daniel Hoffmeyer
- Paul Merton: The Series
1990
1988
- This Morning as Self
1964
- Top of the Pops as Self - Host