John Thomson
Born: 1969-04-02 in Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
Known For: Acting
Biography
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Filmography
2025
- Art Detectives as William Titchfield
- The People Before as Knotweed Man
- Secret Life of the Auction House as Self - Narrator (voice)
- Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night as Self - Team Captain
2024
- The Gentlemen as Frank
- Too Good to Be True as Geoff
- The 1970s: Those Were the Days as Self - Narrator
- Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two as Self
2023
2022
- Sister Boniface Mysteries as Leonard Monk
- Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs as Self
- Dodger as Farmer Grundles
- Best Year Ever as Self - Actor
- Red Riding Hood: After Ever After as Plank
- Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More as Self
2021
- The Weakest Link as Self
- Last Train to Christmas as Vic
- Les Dawson Lost Tapes as Self
- Paul Sinha's TV Showdown as Self - Contestant
- Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! as Narrator
2020
- McDonald & Dodds as Jimmy Daly
- Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years as Self
- Dog Loves Books as Dog (voice)
- The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases as Himself, Various Characters
2019
- Brassic as Colin Popov
- 7 Up & Me as Self
- Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story as Himself
- This Time with Alan Partridge as Joe Beasley
- Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped as Narrator
- Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm ... (Director)
2018
- Celebrity Catchphrase as Self
- Shane the Chef
- The People's Vet as Self - Narrator
2017
- Dying Laughing as Self
- Richard Osman's House of Games as Self - Contestant
2016
- Billionaire Boy as Len
- Grimsby as Bob Tolliver
- Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle as Kevin Ruddock
- Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
- Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun as Self - Narrator
- Caroline Aherne at the BBC as Self - Presenter
2015
2014
- Northern Soul as Terry
- Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled as Self
2013
- Father Brown as John Banks
- Plebs as Mr. Adolphus
- Through the Keyhole as Self
- Catchphrase
- Help Point as Stephen
- The Power of Darts as Narrator (voice)
- Pulp as Dave Burns
- Strange Hill High as Various (voice)
- Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners as Self - Narrator
- Dementamania
2012
- Evidently... John Cooper Clarke as Himself
- BBC Comedy Feeds as Steve
- Uncle Wormsley's Christmas as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
2011
- Death in Paradise as DCI Chris Ricketts
- The Jonathan Ross Show as Self
- Celebrity Antiques Road Trip as Self - Participant
- The Chase: Celebrity Special as Self
- Sooty as The Boss
- The Lock Up as Narrator
2010
- The Road to Coronation Street as Harry Kershaw
- The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa as Self
2009
- Angela and Friends
- Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
- Big Top as Geoff
- Heads or Tails as Self - Contestant
2008
- Celebrity Juice as Self
- Inkheart as Darius
- All Star Mr & Mrs
- Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong as Self
2007
- Skins as Sam Brooks
- Kingdom as Nigel Pearson
- Mobile as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
- Engineering the World Rally as Himself - Narrator
- Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' as Self - Narrator (voice)
2006
- New Street Law as Charlie Darling
- Ghosthunting With...
- The Dealer as Bat
2005
- 8 Out of 10 Cats as Self
- Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit as Mr. Windfall (voice)
- Monkey Trousers
2003
- The Terry and Gaby Show
- Celebrity Mastermind
- Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
- Appointment with Dr. Terrible as Interviewee – Actor
2002
- Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway as Self
- 24 Hour Party People as Charles
- Johnny Vaughan Tonight as Self
2001
- Murder in Mind as Alan Squires
- Dog Eat Dog as Football Coach
- Station Jim as Harold
- Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible as Sir Donald Tyburn
2000
- Born Romantic as First Cab Driver
- Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
1999
- It's Only TV But I Like It as Self
- Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show as Self
- The Flint Street Nativity as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
1998
- Cold Feet as Pete Gifford
- The Fast Show Live
- You Are Here as Peter Keggy
- Up 'n' Under as Stan
- Roger Roger as Barry
1997
- Midsomer Murders as Cooper Steinem
- The Man Who Knew Too Little as Dimitri
- The Girl with Brains in Her Feet as Mr. Loughborough
1996
- Silent Witness as DI Warren Bull
- Never Mind the Buzzcocks as Self - Panellist
- Roger Roger as Barry
- Saturday Live as Cabbie
- Pond Life
- VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1995
- Dangerous Lady
- Coogan's Run
- Fist of Fun as Pied Piper of Hamelin
- Crapston Villas
- The World of Lee Evans as Customer
- The Young Poisoner's Handbook as Nathan
1994
- Ready, Steady, Cook as Self - Guest
- Pie in the Sky as Andrew Vernon
- The Fast Show as Various Characters
- The Day Today as Treasurer
- Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge as Petty Officer Alan Partridge
- Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era as Simon Joke
- Pauline Calf's Wedding Video as Fat Bob
- Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd as Bernard Right On/Various
1993
- Shooting Stars as Self
- Harry as Royo
- Paul Calf's Video Diary as Fat Bob
1992
- The Weekenders as Policeman 1
- Men Behaving Badly as Ken
- Blue Heaven as Waiter 2
- The Dead Good Show as Various
1991
- Soldier Soldier as Sgt Dunn
- Murder Most Horrid as Daniel Hoffmeyer
- Paul Merton: The Series
1988
- This Morning as Self
1964
- Top of the Pops as Self - Host