Garchaster's Cornblade (2026)
Synopsis
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape...to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
Release Date: 2026-08-16
Runtime: 109 minutes
Director: Kasper Meltedhair
Top Cast
- Lyndsie Jane Earle as Stone
- Kasper Meltedhair as Tarsia
- Brewce Longo as Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite
- Donald Farmer as Donald Farmer
- Andy Heck Boyd as Gorgas Mordpan
- Carrie Phillips as Ozra
- Matt Minter as Scary Fairy Ta
- X Menzak as Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
- Dogfood Williams as Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member
- Mary Faust as Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger
Soundtrack
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